Plastic lingerie two piece is so 2013

 

HEY BIG, SUSPENDER! Ferne McCann lingerie two piece strips off to flaunt slender physique [FORM PHOTOS]

But equally, Ferne McCann receives a round of lingerie two piece applause for choosing Mother Nature over the plastic surgeon.

And the reality lingerie two piece star radiates natural beauty minus Barbie doll fakery in this set of lingerie snaps.

Now that series 11 has bid farewell to our screens, the ITV2 personality is here to cement her status as a master of many trades.

Posing in a variety of blingy but barely-there threads, Charlie Sims' on/off lover flirts across angelic white, devilish black and golden vx1t1g1vy goddess two-pieces.

And according lingerie two piece to Sallie Axl, if Ferne really is only netting £40 a day for her on-set efforts, she should considercapitalising on her modelling skills.

The two ladies are currently involved in somewhat of a spat, although we reckon the fiery characters would actually get along pretty well given half the chance and a bottle (or three) of champers.

AU NATURAL? Ferne is less plastic than her TOWIE co-stars [FORM PHOTOS]

CAT FIGHT: Ferne is currently mid-feud with Sallie Axl [FORM PHOTOS]

ANGELIC: Ferne poses in virginal white [FORM PHOTOS]

Ferne has been loyally defending pal and co-star Danielle Armstrong, after Sallie exposed Dani's beau James Lock as a love-rat following several lingerie two piece secret liaisons together.

And while Ferne declared her admiration for the "straight-talking" fire-breather in her latest Star column, it was tricky seeing past the tattooed bombshell's kickin'-to-the-curb slurs.

Ferne explained: "Firstly on Sallie Axl calling me a 'bitch'. I admire her straight-talking but I would never go out of my way to ruin someone's life or relationship for fame, like she has."

Yet the feisty Big Brother and mum-of-one bit back, tweeting: "Mmm fame, you're not A-list celebrities? You earn 40 pound a day get over yourself, stupid girl."

They're both on our Christmas party list, so let's hope they make amends by then.

Equally if everyone got along, then TV chiefs would have to script the lingerie two piece show, oh wait...

SMOULDERING: Ferne maintains a healthy frame while being slender [FORM PHOTOS]